~Sensational Similes~

Most creative~

• The new mother looked after her child like a monkey carefully picks bugs off its brethren.
• Love is like the Krazy Glue that holds a marriage together.
• The oatmeal was as runny as a kid's nose during flu season.
• The poodle sucked cereal off bits off the floor like a vacuum cleaner.
• The pomeranian was as gentle as a rabid one-eyed, mangey, three-legged koala.

Most poetic~

• The sunset exhibited a vibrant orange color that was like a blazing fire.
• The flowers on the fragrant meadow were like sprinkles on nature's perfect cupcake.
• The rage stifled deep within her burned like an uncontrollable fire.

Thing Most Likely Said While Hanging Off of a Cliff~

• There's pirahnas with teeth as sharp as razors down there!!
• Just tell my puppy that I loved him like he was my own son!
• Good gracious, my shoes are untied! The laces are wiggling around like angel hair pasta!