Winning All Day Long!

Euphemisms: "that was pitchy" and "not the sharpest tool in the shed"

Parallel: He killed, ate and slept. "I came, I saw, I conquered"

contest:

Hanging on to the side of a cliff:
"Man the second hunger games had a unexpected cliffhanger ending! It was like I was actually hanging on a cliff."
or
"man this is easy I feel as strong as Darrel Williams!"

Poetic\Creative: 

poet: "angel you look like you just fell from heaven"

girl: "SLAP"