You'll be dumb with wonderment

Euphemisms-

"Oh my daughter is so cute." " Why yes, she's so charming and definitely big boned."

Hitler participated heavily in ethnic cleansing.

Parallel structure:

 Bruce Wayne enjoys donning his Batman costume, answering the Commissioner's phone calls, and saving
Gotham City from cruel villains like the Penguin.

Everyone hates to be ostracized, to be shunned, to be pathetic.

Similes-

Most Creative-

Mall Cops are as useful as a urine flavored lollipop.

Most poetic-

The burned leaves fell from the blackened tree, twirling and twisting through the air like little dancers before they kissed the ground, never to be admired.

Most likely to be said while hanging from a cliff-

I want a harness like Nickelback wants fans.