Similes!!

            Similes-   
     
    -Creative/Poetic ( you can decide. )

* The spiders legs were like the strings of cheese you see when you pull apart a cheese sandwich.

* The football fans were as obnoxious as that brat kid you're always stuck babysitting.

* The unwanted puppies were like the burnt potato chips at the bottom of the bag.

*The soap opera was as nauseating as a bowl of lard with cashews.

*The dessert was as nasty as cherry cough syrup.

*The drifter went from town to town like a tumbleweed.

    -Most likely said while hanging from a cliff.

* This is as exhilerating as a roller coaster with the exeption that my life is at terrible risk. ( and you have to pay for a roller coaster ride! )

* This view is as lovely as a butterfly from a distance. Because up close, butterflies are actually quite ugly.